"He felt bad about not doing the X-Ray and Vav thing, he had to spear Gavin’s hole directly to make up for it."
→ CHAMPIONS 8/??? - DRAVEN
THE BEST IS WHEREVER I DECIDE TO SET THE BAR EACH DAY.
german-stuff AUs are everything I need, okay?
- uni AU
- FSJ/ FÖJ AU
- Dönerbuden AU
- people from different Bundesstaaten meeting and constantly having to translate dialects because the other one has no idea what they want AU (Bonus: Ossi vs Wessi AU)
- children/siblings/ whatever go to the same Krabbelgruppe/ Hort AU
- strangers sharing a DB Ticket because die Bahn ist scheiße teuer AU
Summoner: Does the skeleton thief have intelligence?
DM: From what you can tell, yes.
Summoner: Alright, then I’m going to seduce the skeleton.
DM: What the- okay. Fine. Just roll.
Summoner: *rolls a natural 20* Okay, so that’s gonna be 33 total to seduce the skeleton.
DM: Yknow what. Fuck it. You seduced the skeleton.